Adrien

ok i'm not very superstitious but i think i'm starting to believe in the ao3 curse  my mom took me and my older sister to california last weekend and i posted on ao3 for the first time from the car when we had just started driving back home, and the car was totaled less than 5 minutes later...

brain says find really cringy crackfics to read to wifey while she’s trying to sleep rn hehehe

noooo i started writing a really good superhero book but now i’m about to be sent to a fucking psych ward for a couple weeks and i can’t have my phone there so i can’t post it

a moment of silence for the first wattpad account i ever had, my older sister found it when i was 12 and read everything out loud to our dad and stepmom. today is the 6 year anniversary of me abandoning it

Guess who got dumped over text while asleep last night 

Hello

Accidentally reset the password to my mom’s Facebook/Messenger. I’m so dead. 

Moanaaa, make way make way. Consider the coconuts haha, consider the treeees.

we must get you to 394 followers

I have to leave for a bit and I won’t be back for a while. Mid-September-ish at the earliest, Christmas at the latest. Cuz my parents suck and my dad won’t let me have my phone at his house because apparently I can’t be trusted with a phone even though I have only had 3 and they were all hand-me-downs. On the other hand, my sister is on her fifth brand new phone and dropped her third one in a lake, my dad lost a phone in the mail, and my mom has put multiple phones through the washer. But no, I’m *obviously* the only one that can’t have a phone, cuz I’ll lose it or destroy it. (Kids, thats called “hypocrisy”)