Adrien

brain says find really cringy crackfics to read to wifey while she’s trying to sleep rn hehehe

noooo i started writing a really good superhero book but now i’m about to be sent to a fucking psych ward for a couple weeks and i can’t have my phone there so i can’t post it

a moment of silence for the first wattpad account i ever had, my older sister found it when i was 12 and read everything out loud to our dad and stepmom. today is the 6 year anniversary of me abandoning it

Guess who got dumped over text while asleep last night 

Hello

Accidentally reset the password to my mom’s Facebook/Messenger. I’m so dead. 

Moanaaa, make way make way. Consider the coconuts haha, consider the treeees.

we must get you to 394 followers

I have to leave for a bit and I won’t be back for a while. Mid-September-ish at the earliest, Christmas at the latest. Cuz my parents suck and my dad won’t let me have my phone at his house because apparently I can’t be trusted with a phone even though I have only had 3 and they were all hand-me-downs. On the other hand, my sister is on her fifth brand new phone and dropped her third one in a lake, my dad lost a phone in the mail, and my mom has put multiple phones through the washer. But no, I’m *obviously* the only one that can’t have a phone, cuz I’ll lose it or destroy it. (Kids, thats called “hypocrisy”)

INVADER_SIK
          May 20
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          you better watch out
          you better not cry
          you better not pout im telling you why
          Severus Snape does not fuck around
          
          He's making a list
          he's checking it twice
          Be mean to Harry you'll fuckin die
          Severus Snape does not fuck around
          
          He sees you when your brewing
          He knows when you are late
          He knows if you hurt Harry
          so be nice for your own sake
          
          You better watch out
          You better not cry
          You better not shout I'm telling you why
          Severus Snape does not fuck around
          
          have a snarry poem that i stole