Hey, mortals!
I'd like to give you all a formal apology for this current Covid-19 health crisis you earthlings find yourself in. (I swear, you take ONE holiday to the Andromeda Galaxy and the nosoi unleash hell. For Rhea's sake, can a god NEVER get a break?!)
And, yes. This message is fashionably late.
By a few months.
As I tend to be.
No regrets.
AAAAAANYWAY.
Stay inside. My son Asclepius and I are trying as hard as I can to eradicate this virus and stop its spread. To help us, you can stay inside, stay 1.5 metres apart from others (that's shopping trolley distance, for reference) and ONLY by any means go outside if you need to, like if you need to buy groceries or go catfishing. (That was a joke.)
Wash your hands, don't forget to shower, eat fruits every day, moisturise your skin. Practice self-care. And social distancing.
Apollo loves you (except if you're a snake.)
Peace out,
-the cool guy who your mother wanted you to be more like you were ten