I'm a dirty minded freak. I seem normal but in my head the waitress is fucking the customer she is flirting with on a levitating shot glass. Crazy enough for you? Thought so.... 


Not many people know the little minx that I am when the lights go out or my unclean thoughts. ;)

I'm just fucking with ya lad. I'm not a closet freak! .... everybody already knows I am!

I like R- Rated stuff. No not because I do dirty stuff to it *I know you are thinking it* but because of the passion in it. Still doesn't mean that's all I like. I love romance novels and teen fic. 


Sooo if you wanna talk clean or dirty ;) kidding god you are so bad, just shoot me a message or something like that. Or if you have a R-Rated or steamy story that you want feedback on just PM me or something close to that. Just get in contact somehow.



You are all amazing people!

And I am the not so secret freak.