SexyandSarcastic

My Skeleton Army. 
          	I WATCHED HAZBIN HOTEL WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOTTA WAIT TIL 2027 TO KNOW WJAT HAPPENS TO MY POOR BABY?? T○T I NEED TO KNOW. Idgaf about Charlies mum. Whatever. BUT MY BABY- 
          	
          	Oh, also, im gonna be mainly offline for a while, dont kill me. My life is kinda crap rn. If yall wanna talk, grab my discord. Its in the bio. Other than that yeah, im pretty much offline. 
          	
          	Oh, and also, after 5 years on this site, (diffrent accounts halfway thro) we reached 500. 300 bucks says that when i come back on, itll be back to 480. 
          	
          	Anygays, i love yall, (no homo. Except my gf Puff. Full homo, my love.) Dont die, its not good for yalls health. STAY SAFE YALL, FR. Bi
          	
          	~Lyn ♤

OCwriterPerson

@SexyandSarcastic WAAAAAAIIIIIIT DONT SPOIL FOR ME!!! I'VE ONLY SEEN THREE EPISODES!!!
          	  
          	  love u gorlie (also no homo im aroflex)
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rainbowtoesocks

@SexyandSarcastic Wait, who's your favourite character?
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SexyandSarcastic

My Skeleton Army. 
          I WATCHED HAZBIN HOTEL WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOTTA WAIT TIL 2027 TO KNOW WJAT HAPPENS TO MY POOR BABY?? T○T I NEED TO KNOW. Idgaf about Charlies mum. Whatever. BUT MY BABY- 
          
          Oh, also, im gonna be mainly offline for a while, dont kill me. My life is kinda crap rn. If yall wanna talk, grab my discord. Its in the bio. Other than that yeah, im pretty much offline. 
          
          Oh, and also, after 5 years on this site, (diffrent accounts halfway thro) we reached 500. 300 bucks says that when i come back on, itll be back to 480. 
          
          Anygays, i love yall, (no homo. Except my gf Puff. Full homo, my love.) Dont die, its not good for yalls health. STAY SAFE YALL, FR. Bi
          
          ~Lyn ♤

OCwriterPerson

@SexyandSarcastic WAAAAAAIIIIIIT DONT SPOIL FOR ME!!! I'VE ONLY SEEN THREE EPISODES!!!
            
            love u gorlie (also no homo im aroflex)
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rainbowtoesocks

@SexyandSarcastic Wait, who's your favourite character?
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SexyandSarcastic

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My Skeleton Army, 
          
          I am so sorry. I havent been online in like a week. My life just keeps ping ponging between good and shit. If yall wanna talk and have discord, lmk. My server is in my bio and im always on discord. 
          
          ~Lyn

OCwriterPerson

@SexyandSarcastic  no worries gorlie
            i can pray for u if u want
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SexyandSarcastic

Random ass person: yada yada bby 
          
          Me: yada yada by the way, i aint your baby, Darlin. Im a Queen. You can either bow or leave. :3 
          
          
          1: that was satifying to say. 
          2: can all yall tell that im from the south and have an accent from my text or no? /gen

ArabellaTheBookNerd

@SexyandSarcastic I love that response. :) 
            
            I kinda guessed it.
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SexyandSarcastic

@OCwriterPerson yay! Cuz utd be a shame if yall didnt know i was country
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SexyandSarcastic

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Fuck me. 
          
          Plane take offs give me way the fuck too much anxiety. Cuz im terrified of falling and it has the same sensation. But landings are fine. Jsjhanjjjnwn i dont like travel

ArabellaTheBookNerd

@SexyandSarcastic Not if you intimidate them into submission.
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SexyandSarcastic

Whats up, my Skeleton Army? 
          
          Today sucked lmao. 
          I was stuck at the DMV for like. Idk 5 hrs or smth stupid. Like, i got my license, yeah, but still  unnecessary amount of time yall. T-T 
          
          And i have stupid anxiety rn buttttt idgaf so im not doing anything about it.

ArabellaTheBookNerd

@SexyandSarcastic I live in fear then.
            
            It’s a story. They were in the middle of the road and it was icy.
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Dear whom ever the *fuck* keeps hacking my account. 
          
          It was funny at first. Then you kept making love declarations and that was stupid to fix. Then you started adding random books to my lists. I havent been in there so it took a while to figure it out. Whatever on that. 
          
          ADDING BOOKS TO MY CONTINUE READING?? NO. 
          ADDING RANDOM ASS SEX BOOKS TO MY LIBRARY? ACTUALLY STOP. I DONT NEED THAT SHIT ON MY ACCOUNT. USE YOUR OWN ACCOUNT.

SexyandSarcastic

@--3RR0R_C0D3_666-- tbh i didnt even care until they started to mess with my reading lists.
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SexyandSarcastic

Oakdisklskdjk My Skeleton Army, HUH?? 
          
          Ok. SO Yestersay im hanging with my bff, Puff. And im gonna be at her house for a sleepover before i move in with my brother for a few months, right? We messing around in the store. And she buys lunch and i buy her a hoodie (its so soft!!) We get to her house and she starts texting my bf on Discord. And i ask if he can call cuz i wanted to hear his voice, (hes country yall. His ACCENT MY GOSH ♡~♡) and hes like, i have both of yall texting, im busy cant call. And im like, 'PUFF?? Are yall plotting again?' Cuz they made a plot for Valentines day. Thus mf goes 'kinda'. Like WHAT?? Whatever. Then Puff dies lauguing and Cam (my bf) texts me going 'yall two gotta talk' like, Sir! You broke my bff WTF HAPPENED?? 
          He texted her 'go get that boo thang' 
          About my ass. 
          
          She was asking if he would consent to an open relationship with them sharing me. They worked it out before i was even involved yall. Like Cam agreed to share me (im actually shocked) and she agreed that we wont do anything more than cuddle cuz it made him uncomfortable lmao. 
          
          When i was asked by Puff i sent My man a text like, '....... Camden. Wtf is happeing? My bff is broken and she cant get out more than 5 words. Spill.' So he explained the situation. I thought about it for a minute (while texting Cam and cuddling Puff at the same time) and decided we can try it. 
          
          So..... idfk whats going on. But im being shared like 2 different kids wanting the same doll but they take turns lmao.

SexyandSarcastic

Happy pick on the single and long distance relationship people day! =D
          
          Lmao im sorry. I couldnt resist. I dont like this holiday very much for ✨️reasons✨️
          
          Happy Valentines, yall.

ArabellaTheBookNerd

@SexyandSarcastic Ooh! Starburst and Jolly Ranchers are good. I don’t like Smarties at all, though. I really like black licorice, root beer barrels, certain chocolates, Swedish Fish, and cinnamon candies.
            :)
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Me: 
          Go to sleep at a reasonable time and phone percentage? X
          Sleep like shit for a week and procrastinate sleep til im at <5%? €= 
          
          Im at 11% and i havent been sleeping lmao. Thats why ive been more unhinged than normal lately.

SexyandSarcastic

@Chickengirl250 lmao i read that in Bingo's voice from Bluey
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Chickengirl250

@SexyandSarcastic *Deep inhale*
            
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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SexyandSarcastic

@Chickengirl250 it used to be. But now i actually use my emotional state, so that takes energy so i should sleep more. Tis great :/
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SexyandSarcastic

♤My Skeleton Army♤
          
          Settle something for me. 
          DO I GIVE OFF A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AURA?!?? 
          
          Be honest, Yall. ;D
          
          ♡Your Magnificent Skeleton Queen♡

SexyandSarcastic

@Chickengirl250 *nods gravely and pulls hood over face.* until then.
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Chickengirl250

@SexyandSarcastic *Adjusts dark tinted shades and lowers voice*  You know I can't share that information in a public place.  There's too many eyes here.  
            ..Come to the park at midnight tomorrow, and when you hear the barn owl screech by the old maple tree, yk that'll be me.  All will be revealed then, and only then.  Locations, deets, you name it.
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SexyandSarcastic

@Chickengirl250 shot? HA. 1/16 of a bottle please :) /jk
            
            Do you have a location in mind?
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