"I hate having social anxiety; I have to mentally prepare myself for ten minutes just to say "here" during attendance."
"Sometimes Insanity Is A Necessity To Do Great Things"
"Everyone just wants to be liked and accepted. Except for Tom. Tom doesn't give a shit."
"Filling out a credit card application, my friend came upon this question: 'What is your source of income?' She wrote: 'ATM.'"
"Showering as a mom is like an Olympic sport. Fans are calling your name and you're pressured to finish in record time."
"No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal."
"When a women says "What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said."
"I'm not crazy I'm just... special!... No, wait maybe I am crazy. Hmmm, one second. I need to talk to myself about this... Hold on!"
"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 7 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."
"Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won't help."
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