If you've never seen a wild webzor, you might seem a bit confused. You see, I am a wild webzor. What I do is stalk my prey (threads) and roar out bad puns and cheesy jokes. Then I go around passing people off with my large fangs (cocky personality and weirdo imagination) and then force them to love me with my fluffy furriness and manga eyes (romance stories and loner attitude that makes you pity me). And that is how I feast on the innocent victims of the interweb! Keep hunting all!
Much puns. Such cheesiness.
Oh no, bitch, you didn't.
Emo trash that listens to P!ATD and is a wannabe lova.
Hopeless romantic.
Forever alone.
Too weird to function.
Don't ask.
Don't wanna know.
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