Shadow873

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Dear future boyfriend, 
          	
          	Hello there, I decided it might do you some good to warn you about the big ass pain I can be. I'm judgemental, I hate almost all twig thin girls, I hate being babied, and I'm extremely self critical. I have a very dirty mind but I rarely voice it. Despite being a conservative I treat everyone the same, gay, straight, transgender, I don't care. I have serious trust issues and will always trust my dog more than anyone. My mom is my best friend and if you mistreat me I'll kick your ass, then she will. I can be a bitch at times and when I'm in that mood I turn into an angry, chocolate craving monster. Don't force me into going to church, it makes me resent it more than I already do. I don't like spending time with cheerleaders be ause I always think of Regina George. If you want me to try some weird food expect a fight on your hands. I'm very argumentative and stubborn which therefore means I'm right and you're wrong. I'm shy and quiet but when I'm in a talkitave mood shut up and listen because it's a rare treat. I have more sympathy for animals than humans because humans do shitty things. I have bad nightmares and wake up crying, prepare to be my teddy bear when that happens. I love all things nerdy and get obsessed over fictional characters in less than ten seconds. But most of all, if I chose you, you're special to me, please don't break my heart.

NormansNympho

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Fucking wow....
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PuberrTy

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Omg I see you in every fucking comment commenting this,
          First off it looks like you don’t really know how orthography works
          Second since you don’t really know how orthography works let me teach you. In a sentence the word that is in the beginning of the sentence the first letter goes in capital letter NO MATTER what word or tittle it is, Also If a word is a pronoun its first letter goes in capital letter..In this case the word lord is a tittle towards a person if the word lord is with a name like the one in the sentence ex: Lord Elrond then the word lord will go in capital letter cause its accompanied by a pronoun (Elrond) so it should go in capital letter. IF the word lord is alone without a pronoun in a SENTENCE then it should go in lower case but since it’s not alone it goes in CAPITAL LETTER
          Thirdly if you are gonna comment in every freaking story to put a lowercase in whatever you want please don’t bother cause probably the author won’t bother and you are just annoying its his/her story not yours so he/she has the RIGHT to freely write however he/she wants
          Fourthly if your religion or whatever beliefs you are into people have the right to not follow it
          So with this being said if your beliefs says that God is the only person who can have a capital G then not everyone has to follow it so please shut up cause I’ve seen how many  people are annoyed about this.

NormansNympho

@PuberrTy I honestly think that she is a Grammarly Staff Member
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NormansNympho

@PuberrTy She then said on a story ‘Lower case in the lord’ in a LOTR oneshots book and I went off on her, how entitled is she...
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_moyna_

Thank you so much it’s really so annoying. She commented her bull on the word “ungodly” she wanted it to be spelt “unGodly boner in his pants”. There has to be a limit.
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Shadow873

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Dear future boyfriend, 
          
          Hello there, I decided it might do you some good to warn you about the big ass pain I can be. I'm judgemental, I hate almost all twig thin girls, I hate being babied, and I'm extremely self critical. I have a very dirty mind but I rarely voice it. Despite being a conservative I treat everyone the same, gay, straight, transgender, I don't care. I have serious trust issues and will always trust my dog more than anyone. My mom is my best friend and if you mistreat me I'll kick your ass, then she will. I can be a bitch at times and when I'm in that mood I turn into an angry, chocolate craving monster. Don't force me into going to church, it makes me resent it more than I already do. I don't like spending time with cheerleaders be ause I always think of Regina George. If you want me to try some weird food expect a fight on your hands. I'm very argumentative and stubborn which therefore means I'm right and you're wrong. I'm shy and quiet but when I'm in a talkitave mood shut up and listen because it's a rare treat. I have more sympathy for animals than humans because humans do shitty things. I have bad nightmares and wake up crying, prepare to be my teddy bear when that happens. I love all things nerdy and get obsessed over fictional characters in less than ten seconds. But most of all, if I chose you, you're special to me, please don't break my heart.

NormansNympho

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Fucking wow....
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Shadow873

So recently I was talking with some of my younger family members about what I wanted to do with my life. If you don't alreadg know I aspire to be a screenwriter. I've loved writing since I was very young and have loved the film industry as well. Anyway I was talking to them about my dreams and they began to put me down about it. They said things like "You're just gonna end up living end a shack with a old broken down Jeep." or "Yeah right.". 
          
          I'm not complaining but I'm just here to say don't put somebody down about their dreams. Dreams are something we've had since we were children and we will have till the day we die. It's not right to tell somebody that they can't do it or they're too stupid. You can be anything you want to be if you work hard enough. Always follow your dreams no matter what anyone says. I know I sound childish right now but what my own family said about my dreams hurt. I don't think anyone should be treated like that by their own flesh and blood. 
          
          Thank you for reading. I hope you all have a blessed day.

LemeriUjk

Your posts in the LotR rap battles are amazing! Please keep them up! I am really confident that you can win it, just keep up the good work!
          
          (Tiny tip; make your posts longer and it'll be harder for people to fight back!)

Shadow873

@TheSilmarillion Thank you! I appreciate your support (and advice) so much!
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