𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖉

I want you to know you're an amazing friend til death and forever.
          
          If I dont get this back, I understand.
          
          But, I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter you must send this to 25 people including me.
          
          If you get at least 3 back, you're loved!Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, right at (12:00 p.m.) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00 p.m. to 2:00 p.m., be ready for the shock of your life!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to 15, if you don't,You will turn ugly for one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.Tomorrow two boys/girls will ask me if they can have your number?
          
          Send this message to 15 nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          
          This is not fake.
          
          Apparently, when you copy and paste this, you will have best day of your life.

Hello!
          A warm greetings to the person reading this.
          We hope you are fit and fine.
          We just started a new club which will include different activities in future. We are looking for the budding star like writers, graphic designer, reviewers, interviewers etc.
          We came through your profile and thought that you can play role of anyone of these.
           So, we are inviting you to join our club. We will be very grateful if you accept our request.
          Regards,
          ThebuddingStar_Club.https://my.w.tt/Qqx1VSd7ccb

TRANSGENDER AWARENESS WEEK LET'S GO Y'ALL ARE ALL SO FUCKING VALID I LOVE Y'ALL <3333333

YOU'RE FOLLOWING 69 PEOPLE I-

I was just playing the piano and my dad was in the kitchen on the phone with my aunt. I'm always hyper-aware of my surroundings while I'm playing instruments, so I was listening to his conversation.
          
          then I just hear him say, passionately: "size doesn't matter!"
          
          and so I started laughing
          
          so then he just turns to me and goes, in a deadpan voice: "we were talking about ceramic bowls."
          
          and this is way funnier to me that it should be

have you ever thought about how wap could stand for "wiggly ass puppy" and just be a shorter way of saying corgi?

the true ADHD agenda is leaving homework until the last literal hour before you have to turn it in and then somehow getting 13 miles instead of 30 metres and then realizing your spelling is a weird mix of British English and American English and so you have to go back and fix it and oh crap I spelt something wrong in this post as well and wait using -t instead of -ed is considered incorrect in America oh crap noooooo

oh wow my shitty fanfic book hit 700 reads, thanks

update: kinda threw shade earlier ignore my last post everything's fine now and we're talking about japan

that awkward moment when your friend cherry-picks evidence to make your other friend seem like the bad guy and then says that the other friend is a "fake friend" and then proceeds to say that they suggested a "good compromise" when said compromise was probably complete bullshit based on the other compromises they suggested
          
          and then the replies are all things like "omg I'm so sorry" because the people replying don't know the full story
          
          this is fUn
          
          tOtALLy nOt hAvInG a mEnTaL bReAkDoWn rIgHt nOw