yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum
*in an outrageous French accent*
yOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
AND YOUR FATHER
SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES
I'm an asocial turtle- a Gemini who's the complete opposite of what a Gemini should be, communication-wise hahahAhAHaHaHA
and a shrimp of a cactus
IM ALSO A HARDCORE OTAKU AND PROUD OF IT
DUCKLEDORE AWAYYYYYYYYYYY *poof*
My fandoms:
Monty Python
Harry Potter
Merlin
VoLtRoN
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Supernatural
Shadowhunters (Magnus Bane is my fave)
Stranger Things
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit
Percy Jackson
Phandom
Avengers
Legend of the Guardians
Homestuck
American Horror Story
Star Trek
Star Wars
Alice in Wonderland
Mystic Messenger (Zen and Jumin are meh faves :3)
BTS (just K-Pop in general, really)
I can't list all of my favorite anime, I tried my best to narrow it down to 10 and I couldn't do it lmao
-NOTICE-
If anyone wants an anime recommendation don't be afraid to ask! Just ask for a genre (2 or more would be even more helpful) and I'll be glad to help out!
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