Shadow [Project "Galagus" Creator And Developer]

despacito 

they did surgery on a grape

Jaeden: this is a nice stick, I like s t i c k s  #no homo) *peck peck*
          
          Wyatt: lemme sma s h  p l e a se
          
          Jaeden: no wYEET go find so p hi a
          
          Wyatt: you wan,, sum fuk??
          
          Jaeden: No wYEE T I don t want sum fuk
          
          Wyatt: I g ot yo u  b lu e
          
          Jaeden: flap flap
          
          Wyatt: Hey g u rl  y ou wan sum t a il *fLIck*
          
          Jaeden: OOF,, wYEET YOU r  t ai l i s sm ol
          
          Wyatt: wo t? Sw igg ity s w ooty?
          
          Jaeden: flap flap
          
          Wyatt: you wan yellow?
          
          Jaeden: flap flap
          
          Wyatt: sh e  d on  w an  yell o w
          
          Wyatt: blu n y e llo w,, n o
          
          Jaeden: uGh wYE ET IM Le a vIn g
          
          Wyatt: wot??
          
          Wyatt: N O  W AI T  L E MM E  SMA S H

*drives a in motorcycle near you*
          
          penis lol xd
          
          *drives away*

Skidaddle
          Skidoodle
          yOUR D I C K  IS NOW A NOODLE

AND NOW
          OLEFF THE LION!
          *R A W R*

owo what is this 

Are you a real VILLAIN? 
          well technically... Naah
          Have you ever tried to catch a good guy, like a superhero? 
          naaaah
          Have you ever tried disguise? 
          naaah naah
          Alright! 
          I can see that I'll have to teach you, how to be VILLAINS 
          
          [Dank instrumental] 
          
          HEY! 
          WE ARE NUMBER ONE
          HEY! 
          
          [More dank instrumental] 
          
          Now listen closely! 
          
          [Dun dun dun dun dun dun] 
          
          Here's a little lesson in trickery
          This is going down in history! 
          If you wanna be the VILLAIN number one
          You have to chase a superhero on the run! 
          
          [Dank sportacus run] 
          
          Just follow my moves and sneak around, be careful not to make a sound
          
          sHHHH
          
          nO DON'T TOUCH THAT
          
          [Robbie clone falls] 
          
          [Dank sax] 
          
          WE ARE NUMBER ONE!! 
          
          [More dank sax] 
          
          LALALALALALAAAAA
          LALALALALALALA
          WE ARE NUMBER ONE
          HEY
          LALALALALALAAAAA
          LALALALALALALA
          WE ARE NUMBER ONEEEEE
          
          [Dank instrumental] 
          
          WE ARE NUMBER ONE! 
          WE ARE NUMBER ONE! 
          WE ARE NUMBER ONE! 
          HEY! 
          HEY! 

I hope u guys are ready for the suffering >:) someone will die in the next chapters

hola soy Dora