Shadowseeker714
✨ Security Guard✨
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THERE IS NO WAY I BROKE OUT AN OLD ASS FOSSIL OF A PHONE TO ACCESS THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN
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@Datsmartbrightguy I am now, thank you for your concern bruv
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@Datsmartbrightguy Thank you mate
OurFriendPedro
My goal here is to taint the innocent ones....your first shadow-
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@SNIFFHOUND O K t h e n. . .
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@SNIFFHOUND w h a t d o y o u m e a n s t a y p u r e?
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PUMPKIN GANG! (I dunno why)
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Me: *Deciding between Metal Gear solid or Rainbow six costime for Halloween*
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@Greendorito21 Ok, so Rainbow six, you can play online matches, terrorist hunt, and like do single missions... And I think that's it other then customization. Metal Gear Solid is about you role-playing as Venom Snake, now i've only played Metal Gear solid 5 which takes place somewhere in the 1840's or something I dunno... And you get to play around with the Soviets in Afghanistan, so thats cool.
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Guard 1:*Busts door down* Finally! My shift is done!
Guard 2: (fresh recruit): Good for You
Guard 3:Now its my turn...
Guard 1: Good luck. Its one of THOSE days
Guard 3:NONONONONO! It isn't of this week?!
Guard 1: Nope.
Guard 3: F*CK
Guard 2: What was that for...?
Guard 3: I am not going in there!
Guard 2: I guess i will
Guards 1 and 3: Have fun!
Hours later...
Guard 2: *Aggressively busts door down* I'm resigning!
Guard 1: Felt like that the first day it happened. Unfortunately, life does NOT let you...
Guard 3: I found that the hard way. His monthly music days always means he has gone to hell, heaven, till the day ends of the earth and back.
Guard 2: *internal screaming intensifies* Fuck my life...
Random Guard(Eduacated in the art of memes): Well When life gives you lemons-
A st*tpost I found on my favorite music video
By a user named S U N F L O W E R