Well, now I'm an even worse Directioner, 'cause I forgot Harry's birthday. Someone needs to tell me when these things are! I only remembered Louis' birthday because it was on Christmas Eve. I think. I hope
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARRY! You're no longer a teenager, plus you've only got a year before you're legal in the US.
Please use the legality responsibly. I don't want to hear about Harry Styles' death by alcohol poisoning. Especially in the US.
Continuing on that note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! AND MANY MORE!
(Emphasis on the many)
I kid, I kid! Have a wonderful twentieth year of life, and note that the clock ticking on the wall (or your phone or digital watch or whatever) does not tick backwards, unless you are a freak mutant and/or you have a broken clock.
My point is, live your life to the fullest. And fix your clock. And stay away from the government if you are indeed a freak mutant.
Oh, the tangents I go on.