Hello, fellow humans! You want an intro, right? That's cool, m8. Here are some facts:

--I'm a male fanboy. Yes, we exist.
--I'm an introvert that enjoys pretending to be an extrovert, Internet or otherwise.
--I probably play video games too much. Like WAY too much.
--I apologize too often. Overdose of Canadian. Also, crippling social ANXIETY!!!
--Puns.
--I once won an award that said I'm the most likely to serve blue kool-aid (I'm serious). I took it as a compliment.
--I'm an anxious piece of shit that enjoys making fun of himself, so there's that.
--I'm a Satanist (Luciferian?)! I encourage my Christian friends to try and convert me.
--I do this on my phone while procrastinating. So sorry if it's shit.
--I am just totally making fun of this introduction of myself right now. It's like I want to make a bad impression. Cheers.
--Let me see... I listen to emo, alternative pop, alternative rock, pop rock, punk rock, post-punk, pop-punk, post-hardcore, metal, modern rock, post-grunge, regular grunge and also a bit of dance and electronic. Ooh, and some weird Swedish stuff. Dance metal? Melodic death metal? Who knows.
--I'm not named Cyrus, but I frickin' love the name Cyrus so I'm going by it.

So there you go! If you can find out who I am from that, please don't kill my family. I assume some of y'all can relate, but if not, please insult me to my face, so I can burn you back instead of feeling like everybody online hates my guts. Piñata!