Harry's the type of nigga to ask if he could fart in your car while the windows up.

Harry's the type of nigga to tweet something that makes sense to him, but doesn't make sense to anyone else.

Harry's the type of nigga who eats toast in the shower.

Harry's the type of nigga that sits in his assigned seat when there's a subsititute.

Harry's the type of nigga you would catch wearing yoga pants around the house.

Harry's the type of nigga who can't sleep at night because he told a lie.

Harry's the type of nigga to slow dance with your mom in the living room.
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Remember that time Louis slapped Niall, I swear if you look at Zayn's face and into his eyes you could see he wanted to beat the living shit out of Louis.
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Wanting Liam Payne's 12 inch deep in me is something magical and desperately painful
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He came in like a wrecking ball.
He never meant to almost fall.
All he wanted was to bring down Paul.
All he ever did was scare me.

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Once I was babysitting my neighbor's 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking I said "I'm you from the future" and she cried for like 30 minutes.

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I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH MY FAVORITE BAND, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TEXT THEM SOMETHING FUNNY I SAW, I WANT THEM TO RANDOMLY SHOW UP AT MY DOOR WANTING TO CHILL I WANT TO TAKE STUPID SELFIES WITH THEM AND WATCH THEM PRACTICE AND CHEER THEM ON BACK STAGE AND FUCKk BUT NO IM STUCK HERE IN AN INSIGNIFICANT TOWN, AND IM JUST ANOTHER GIRL AMOUNGST 100000'S OF OTHER'S WHO ARE PROBABLY PRETTIER THAN ME AND SMARTERE THAN ME AND THIS IS REALLY STRESSING ME THE FUCK OUT!