Metaphorical genius.
Welcome to my thoughts. 
Don't trip on the doormat.


If you've come looking for words, feel free to root around. I've got plenty, and I think you'll find one you like.

Favorite place to be? Bottom of the deep end.

Please ignore any puns I'm stupid enough to make. They qualify as a public hazard.

I regret I didn't learn photosynthesis as a embryo.

My airplane's pilot's has been known to disappear for long periods of time. Fortunately, I have a large staff of flight attendants to take over the controls.