Shattered_Trauma

ME AND PLUSH ARE DOING A TRUTH OR DARE LOL HIT US UP

BandoriFan

ATTENTION!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ You have been chosen to be showered with love!! So enjoy!! Now post this to everyone’s message board who you think deserves all the love in the universe. If you get...1 back=you are loved/3 back=you’re popular/ 5 back=you’re the most lovable person out there /9 back=I’m jealous

Shattered_Trauma

Someone: What quality would you look for in a good boyfriend?
          Me: Girl
          Them: What
          Me: I like girl not guy
          Them: You're lesbian?
          Me: No, I just don't want a boyfriend and the only person in my life is my best friend
          Them: ...
          Me: But I will slit your throat if you touch her
          Them: *runs*

Blankgameplays

do you have a name I can call you? xD

Shattered_Trauma

@Blankgameplays Angel! That's what I'd like. :) (It's not my real name, but I'ma keep that private)
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Shattered_Trauma

During a D&D campaign, my friend said- "Angel, you'll be going to the town as well."
          I wasn't paying attention, so I said, "Sorry, I was distracted. What's the context?"
          
          So while my friends were trying to explain the context, I came up with an excellent analogy for my forgetfulness.
          
          "My brain- is like a garbage can... because it contains... dirty things."
          
          Then I realized this was not in fact an analogy for my forgetfulness, it was an analogy for me being a thot.

Shattered_Trauma

@BandoriFan Hehehehehe *gremlin laughter*
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BandoriFan

*Runs to you, gives you a hug, and runs to the other side of the room*
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