Hey! Fancy seeing you here!

I'm 17 years old, and I have spent all of those strange years in Ireland. Before I was born though I was a pretty huge fan of Mars. There was this Martian bar is used to frequent, If Ted the bartender is reading I hope his husband and kid is doing well, and tell the dog I say hello!

 I was Time magazine's Person of the year in 2006, not to brag or anything. I'm also going for the Worlds Most Awkward Person Ever award so wish me luck. I'm a pretty big nerd, a huge fan of clichés and I love people. Strange statement, I also think people are awful, but I love y'all. People are just so strange and unique and they're beautiful (Yes I'm talking about you) 

I've been on Wattpad on and off for what seems like a millennium (6 years I think) and have written some awful books that thankfully are now unpublished (trust me, you never want to read them, you'll cringe yourself to death) but have made so many amazing memories and have read such amazing stories. I think I'll always end of coming back to this crazy website, so a big thank you to everyone who makes this place the weird yet wonderful place it is. And again, apologies for the cringe. Really. 


If anyone ever needs a chat I'm always open ♡.♡.♡ Though it may take me a year to reply. Literally. It has taken me years to reply before. I'm actually a hopeless case