My name's Shawn

Things you probably don't want to know about me:
1. I'm a sexy mother fucker. No seriously to all the ladies out there I'm available
2. They say I'm a big man-whore. I say don't believe them until I show you my dick
3. I was kidding with number 1. I'm actually an ugly mother fucker. Approach me at your own risk.
4. Im a foreveralone guy
5. I have a bunch of ugly dipshits as friends
6. Only people with a vagina may approach me
7. You probably shouldn't have read number 6. Too late for that.
8. I think cussing makes your vocabulary fucking colorful.
9. I don't know how to write a story. I suck like hell
10. I'm a Bri ish. Bitches love em British.
11. I'm surprisingly good at Math but it doesn't fit my bad ass rep. so just pretend I was dumb as fuck at Mathematics ;)
12. I'm ain't no British. I lied.
13. One word. TITS. Shawn likes tits. Big tits small tits, the size doen't matter. Tits are tits. Boobies <3
14. @MissLya is a perverted dude pretending to be a lady. She influenced me with tits. Check her out she's pretty... evil, but cool;)
15. I like punk music. I fucking hate modern pop such as Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber. FUCK YOU.
16. I don't fucking care if you hate me.
17. I love you
18. Will you marry me?




WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING READING SHIT ON MY PROFILE!?