I hate authors who don't update or quit writing halfway through a book!
My favorite color is clear.
I hate the twilight saga with a passion that burns like the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. 
Dr. Gregory House is my soul mate.
Yes, Sookie, I am vampire. 
Did anyone ever count the corpses on "House of 1000 Corpses"? I don't want to watch something if it's based on a lie.
Can't sleep....clowns will eat me....
You're my only friend, and I hate you.
I went crazy, not stupid.
Don't mind me, I'm just a product of my twisted imagination.