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ik you alive 

hi, are you updating 'butterflies' soon? I'm a pretty attached and just wanted to know <3. (Not trying to rush u btw) xx

hiiiiii haven't been active in SO LONG lmao sorry about that but I also do this .-. butttttt how is everyone omg I missed u all sm tell me everything, catch me up, give me the tea 

BRO I literally have no FRICKIN motivation to finish the LAST chapter of my book ._. I also have writers block AND IM PROBABLY NEVER EVEN GONNA FINISH IT AND I’LL BE FOREVER STUCK WITH WRITERS BLOCK AND NEVER WRITE AGAIN

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i forgot i was supposed to explain babygate to you and i have absolutely nothing to do rn so i'll do it now
          
          so basically, louis "has a son" named freddie. he was born in 2015, i believe. so basically, no-stunt-larries, such as myself, believe freddie is  not louis' son. there's mounds of proof supporting this, so we're not delousional. some notable proofs that i think are the most important/convincing are
          1) briana (the child's "mother") posted pregnancy pictures that were ripped off of facebook sites and pinterest all throughout her pregnancy, she even posted pictures from when she was supposedly in labour where her nail colours had changed (it was within an hour time period i think, who tf would be painting their nails while in labour) i'm sure "her" hair had changed aswell
          2) louis being in a fking sunglasses hut on the day his son was going to be born. who in their right mind would be in shopping for sunglasses on the day their first-born child is going to be brought into the world ? someone who knows said child is for fking pr reasons, that's who.
          3) briana had instagram accounts that were tracking her pregnancy before she was even associated with louis, and those were followed by briana's mother.
          4) the child literally calls briana's father, brent, "dad" on multiple occasions and seemingly spends more time with his "grandparents" than his supposed parents (who also never dated, according to louis and bri themselves. they're just strangers who decided to have a child, clearly) 
          so that's a brief summary to babygate itself. i truly believe that management is fking evil for bringing an innocent child into this mess, all in the name of making louis and harry seem straight. it's so stupid and ridiculous, there should be multiple lawsuits against management at this point, but well.

Guess who just sprained their ankle? :D 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
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WTF BUTTERFLIES HAS 13K???? OMG THANK U GUYS SO MUCH ILY <33 hopefully another chapter later todayy

bro the boy on my soccer team kinda cute... 

random late night updateeeeeee :] it's almost over :,)