i like to eat water

Why do my roommates have to make my life more miserable... I just finished washing myself and saw them comparing dicks with each other... I hate them; I truly hate them. THEY USED MY ALCOHOL TO WASH THEIR MOUTH AND USED MY FUCKING CIGARETTES I WILL EAT THEM ALIVE. I want to be a girl, so I will be in a room with them instead of these weirdos.

I truly hate my life. I just burnt my finger by using crack, only if coke is less expensive than crack will my life be happier.