Shakespeare watching from heaven:"Thou art a villain of unmatched cruelty!"
Kai on Earth:"Next time you fall, make it count."
God, turning to Shakespeare: "Bro... even you didn’t write stuff this savage."
Luna: crying in Dolby Atmos
Kai: emotionally bankrupt but still hot
Readers:
“She needs a hug.”
“I need a therapist.”
“He needs an exorcism.”
Moral of the story:
Don’t fall off cliffs. You might fall for a guy with more trauma than tenderness.