It is difficult to write about oneself.  To remedy this, I will pretend to approach myself for the first time.

ME: Hello! What's your name?
OTHER ME: *ignores self*
ME: Um, okay. 
ME: Oh! I see that you're reading! What's your favorite book?
OTHER ME: *continues to ignore self*
ME: Author?
OTHER ME: Tamora Pierce. Leave me alone.
ME: Yay! You talked! What's your favorite color?
OTHER ME: Green. Go away.
ME: What do you do in your free time? 
OTHER ME: grrr. Read. Watch anime. Write. Generally things that don't require physical activity. Is there a point to this?
ME: Where do you live?
OTHER ME: What are you, a stalker?
ME: Can you give me your contact information?
OTHER ME: No.
ME: What is your mother's maiden name?
OTHER ME: .....what?

I feel like I need to defend Other Me. You see, she was taken by surprise by the sudden conversation. She's not THAT cold or mean.

Oh! Oh! I almost forgot! I'm pretty good with grammar, and I am willing to proofread stories. Just ask.