I am here to shem bodis and sheming bodis is what I will do.

Hello, this was supposed to be a joint account but someone...*cough @batlantic cough* decided to bail at the last minute. Anyways, hello. Do you have a bodi? Yes?Then this is the place for you. If you don't have a bodi, then fuck off.


Here, I will compliment or insult you. I will use bizarre nicknames, so don't be alarmed. But if you're someone I fucking hate, be very alarmed. Goodbye. I will randomly show up and insult/compliment you. Or you could come to me.....

You do da Shem Shem, You get da Blem Blem.