So...this is awkward.
*steps over the bones of my supporters who were waiting for another chapter and winces.
"Ouch, I, uh... I left you guys for a long time, huh?"
*a supporter weakly grabs my leg
"More...chapter..please!!"
"Oh my sweet child, what has been done to you?"
*they look up at me with anger
"*You* did this to me."
*faints
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"Uhm, so...I have an announcement."
*dodges bottle that was thrown
"I've decided that instead of releasing one or two chapters every odd month-"
Angry reader: "Or YEAR!"
*those who can cheer, agree
"Heh, or year, I would complete a book in my drafts, or at least 3/4 of the book, revise and edit it and then release 2-3 chapters per week afterwards. Does that sound good?"
*silence
Reader: "We're gonna die before we get new chapters."
"No, no, guys I promise, this time I will put my heart and soul into this! (and the other 12 projects I'm doing simultaneously)"
Readers: "What was that?! "
"♀️Nothing!! Anyways, Ill post a sneak peek for the new chpaters for my ongoing books, and I will post a preview of my new projects. Wish me luck, everyone!"
*deadly awkward silence
*laughs awkwardly
"HWAITING!!"