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dude i’m so invested in that story please

r u going to ever ipdate ur silly little shrek story bc its super cool

so uhhh… ever gonna update somebody once told me bc i need to know

[ shrek x obama is canon ]

@watameloonie agree

followed 4 wheein

Every time I blink my eyelids make a clicking noise.

I wish Wattpad would change their ugly ass logo back to the good one. That one was nice and chunky. Proper thicc. This one is just a squiggle. 

Nvm

I really will not vomit