SherlockandHarperW-H

@SherlockandHarperW-H Ah, well it's all sorted now, so do not worry Sherlock. Oh, and Doctor Who said I should say hello.
            And oh dear, my dear. Anything government interaction could deal with? I would happily have anyone picking on you assassinated.

Hello, brother. Sorry... I've been 'away'. What would the issue be? - SWH
            I'm okay, I guess. Bit of sh*t at school, but nothing I'm not used to. - HWH

Ooh-la-la. - HWH

He's covered in blood , because he had to do a very hands on job, someone I particularly hate. 
            
            I'm not letting him wash it away just yet...
            
            to be honest i'm covered in blood to now...

@James_Moriarty Should I even bother asking why he's covered in blood?

Yeah, they went to look for Uncle Mycroft to talk to him about Anne Hathaway's stunning performance in Les Mis... - HWH

@SherlockandHarperW-H Oh dear lord...

Dad's currently drinking coffee like it's the apocalypse. He's still wearing the heels... - HWH

@SherlockandHarperW-H Hehehe!
            And very, brother, as always.

Sherlock is a girrrlll's naaaammmeee! - HWH
            ... How drunk was I? - SH

@SherlockandHarperW-H There is an upside, as I run, heavily panting through the streets of London. It is good exercise.

They say they're on their way to visit you later, with an extended edition of the Les Mis movie because they 'know it's your favourite film'.
            Run, Uncle. Run. - HWH

Warn me if they ever decide to come back to mine. *Scowls*

That's only because that's where we keep the spare body parts. - HWH

At least they aren't doing the unthinkable with barbies in a bath

If I find either of them licking a hammer or doing the unthinkable on a swinging ball of steel, I'm afraid you won't be hearing from me again because I'll probably have used my laptop to knock myself unconscious. - HWH

@James_Moriarty 
            Haha I agree with you! Jim! He totally does!

I got myself expelled once for doing that. - HWH

Not if you antagonize them, wind them up , watch them dance

*looks in the mirror* Oh my, I do. Never thought about that ...the eybrows are different , but I see what you mean...

Mr Moriarty, my dads just pointed out how much like Paul McCartney you look... Hehe *hiccupping fit* - HWH

that is funny, but I've already done it
            
            hes a doggy now

He's back because he said woof
            i'm not actually going to release any information to you am I ?

@Sebastian_Moran 
            Yeah I did why are you back? I thought the police arrested you after Sherlock diffused that bomb of yours clever little trick really nothing beats Sherlock Holmes.

;)