Griffin. I would tell you my first name, but then I'd have to kill you.

Too cliche? I thought so too. Anyway, I'm a teenager with a mild writing ability, and dream of one day being a published author. I'm also slightly musically inclined, as I play both the piano (a little bit) and the clarinet. Below are random quotes by me, so that you can get an idea of how weird I am.

"I didn't say I am a vampire, I said my feet are sparkly!"
"Nutella tastes the way I imagine that unicorn poop would."
"In theory, I could be Gilderoy Lockhart."


Random quotes that I like are also below:
"Insanity doesn't run in my family, it walks through slowly and gets to know everyone personally."
"My fake plant died because I did not pretend to water it."
"The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
"New kidneys! I don't like the color!"
"Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?"
"You cannot marry a man you just met."
"It's like a big ball of wibbly wobbly...timey wimey... stuff..."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't for one second think that I am one of them."