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the acolyte is pretty fire ngl

I have just uploaded the final chapter (technically it's the epilogue, but who gives a fuck) of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You'! It's called 'The Sound of Nightingales'! Please go check it out! I just completed my first good omens fic, haha! Can I hear a wahoo?

Chapter 5 of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You' is up! It's called 'More'! Please go check it out! (WARNING: it's a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper smutty chapter, so maybe steer clear if you don't like that kind of stuff)

As promised, the first four chapters of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You' have been uploaded! Please go check it out! (chapter five will probably be up tomorrow)

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE MONTH, PEOPLE!!! FUCK HOMOPHOBES! FUCK TRANSPHOBES! LOVE WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT! BE WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
          
          In honor of pride month, I will be uploading the first four chapters of my new Ineffable Husbands book 'Too Much Love Will Kill You'! I'll be posting that within the hour so keep your eyes peeled! Goodbye, sweeties!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 'Bonding Over Bones' HAS JUST REACHED 10,000 READS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO'S READ IT! THIS HAS BEEN YEARS IN THE MAKING, AND YOU CANNOT IMAGINE MY JOY! WHEN I WROTE THIS BOOK, I NEVER IMAGINED IT WOULD BE SO WELL RECIEVED! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH! *insert 10k heart emojis*

GUYS I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF OMG. I JUST LEARNED HOW TO PRONOUNCE 'LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYILIOGOGOGOCH'! For those who don't know, the aforementioned word is the longest place name in Europe (it's a little village in Wales). I've been wanting to learn how to pronounce it for ages, and now I've finally done it! Michael (Sheen) would be so proud of me, hehe! He's the only reason I wanted to do it lol. Anyway, I'm doing great *giggles like the teenage boy obsessed with a middle-aged welsh actor who doesn't know i exist that i am*

am i the only one who was SUPER disappointed by 'Knuckles'? like, i was so excited for this show. i've been a sonic fan for ages now and knuckles has always been one of my fav characters (not to mention i just fucking love idris elba). i was so letdown by what i saw. it was a kid's show that was trying way too hard to market to adults. it had the humor of the films, but lacked the serious undertone and stakes of it's predecessors. it suffered from wade's constant presence as opposed to tom's. if we're being real, wade whipple is not a compelling character. the villains SUCKED ASS. i mean, they were so bad. the overacting was honestly painful. i'm watching 'The Bad Batch' and 'X-Men '97' rn, so that's the quality of television that i'm used to, and 'Knuckles' really fell short. the only redeeming values were sonic, tails, knuckles, and the graphics. everything else was literal ass. pls so hate if u disagree. this is just my opinion and i needed to make it known.

HAPPY WALPURGISNACHT TO ALL MY FELLOW SATANISTS, OCCULTISTS, WITCHES, AND WICKENS! REGIE SATANIS, AVE SATANIS, HAIL SATAN! SHEMHAMFORASH, HAIL SATAN!

GUYS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TTPD. WHAT AN INCREDIBLE ALBUM OMG. HONESTLY, MY NEW FAV. SO MANY BANGERS. There were some songs (especially in the anthology) that didn't really strike my fancy as much as the others (chloe or sam or sophia or marcus, cassandra, peter, etc.). They just felt sort of unfinished, like they were drafts and tay was just like 'fuck it, ima set these to music and pop 'em in the album. Overall though, an incredible album. the double drop had me screaming like an absolute lunatic at 2 am (sorry family haha). down bad is my new personal anthem. so long, london made me cry. i can't get fortnight out of my head no matter how hard i try. GOD, I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS ALBUM! those are just a few of my favs, but i really do love this album from head to toe. tysm for another amazing album, taylor! this one slapped harder than superman (if you get that reference, i love you). so excited to listen to it over and over and over and over and over again. LET'S GO BITCHES! ANOTHER WIN FOR SWIFTIE NATION! can i hear a wahoo? (if you get that reference, i love you even more)