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Ain't no way I just came back to check on this account after being gone for like a year just to find that Wattpad has removed my fucking Jack Bauer smut-shot because it contained "explicit sexual content." Like gurl, this is Wattpad, no shit there's explicit sexual content. Actually so pissed, I can't even.

the acolyte is pretty fire ngl

I have just uploaded the final chapter (technically it's the epilogue, but who gives a fuck) of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You'! It's called 'The Sound of Nightingales'! Please go check it out! I just completed my first good omens fic, haha! Can I hear a wahoo?

Chapter 5 of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You' is up! It's called 'More'! Please go check it out! (WARNING: it's a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper smutty chapter, so maybe steer clear if you don't like that kind of stuff)

As promised, the first four chapters of 'Too Much Love Will Kill You' have been uploaded! Please go check it out! (chapter five will probably be up tomorrow)

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE MONTH, PEOPLE!!! FUCK HOMOPHOBES! FUCK TRANSPHOBES! LOVE WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT! BE WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!
          
          In honor of pride month, I will be uploading the first four chapters of my new Ineffable Husbands book 'Too Much Love Will Kill You'! I'll be posting that within the hour so keep your eyes peeled! Goodbye, sweeties!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 'Bonding Over Bones' HAS JUST REACHED 10,000 READS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO'S READ IT! THIS HAS BEEN YEARS IN THE MAKING, AND YOU CANNOT IMAGINE MY JOY! WHEN I WROTE THIS BOOK, I NEVER IMAGINED IT WOULD BE SO WELL RECIEVED! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH! *insert 10k heart emojis*

GUYS I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF OMG. I JUST LEARNED HOW TO PRONOUNCE 'LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYILIOGOGOGOCH'! For those who don't know, the aforementioned word is the longest place name in Europe (it's a little village in Wales). I've been wanting to learn how to pronounce it for ages, and now I've finally done it! Michael (Sheen) would be so proud of me, hehe! He's the only reason I wanted to do it lol. Anyway, I'm doing great *giggles like the teenage boy obsessed with a middle-aged welsh actor who doesn't know i exist that i am*

am i the only one who was SUPER disappointed by 'Knuckles'? like, i was so excited for this show. i've been a sonic fan for ages now and knuckles has always been one of my fav characters (not to mention i just fucking love idris elba). i was so letdown by what i saw. it was a kid's show that was trying way too hard to market to adults. it had the humor of the films, but lacked the serious undertone and stakes of it's predecessors. it suffered from wade's constant presence as opposed to tom's. if we're being real, wade whipple is not a compelling character. the villains SUCKED ASS. i mean, they were so bad. the overacting was honestly painful. i'm watching 'The Bad Batch' and 'X-Men '97' rn, so that's the quality of television that i'm used to, and 'Knuckles' really fell short. the only redeeming values were sonic, tails, knuckles, and the graphics. everything else was literal ass. pls so hate if u disagree. this is just my opinion and i needed to make it known.

HAPPY WALPURGISNACHT TO ALL MY FELLOW SATANISTS, OCCULTISTS, WITCHES, AND WICKENS! REGIE SATANIS, AVE SATANIS, HAIL SATAN! SHEMHAMFORASH, HAIL SATAN!