Halò, i am the personification of the Shetland Islands. You can call me Alana Kirkland, or just Alana. 

I am usually a sort of sweet, but quiet and awkward person with major anger management issues and you do not mess with my friends and fam.. I will leave it at that. most of my thoughts are dirty, violent, or dark.

Well, i believe i should tell you about myself. I was found by Scotland as a chibi (child).

@AphScotia is my father, @Nicole__Kirkland is my mother, hurt them i attack..... ANYWAY.. *clears throat* Ireland is like a distant cousin to me, Norway is also a brother, then there's England (Iggy) whom is a close friend Wales is like a friend or acquaintance.. I is loser with no friends.. then there is Orkney who is my baby bro and will always be a baby in my ocean eyes..

I am into many things including that "mr. Creepypasta" guy in America. I absolutely love his stories and i even have a couple favorite characters like Jeff the Killer or Smiledog.

I love my ponies so we make them sweaters :3

I have long auburn hair and dark blue/green eyes, I am a white little 5 foot girl who looks to be a cinnamon roll but I am almost always thinking of multiple different, very bloody ways to kill you.. So you shut your mouth when you're talkin' to me! I may be small but i can throw a punch if needed.

I am usually just wearing a sweater or my favorite white jacket (no touchie) with black jeans and boots. I've gotten Scotts smile over the years.. I have a couple tattoos that shall not be seen!

all artwork so far done by @MissRagnarok
  • a little cottage on a flat plain on the Shetland islands
  • JoinedJanuary 29, 2017



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