Author of the classic Shia Surprise (the sequel). 
It was a sequel to Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf by Rob Cantor.
Watch Rob Cantor tell the story of Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf before you continue on reading my stories. - (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI). Original credits go to Rob Cantor. The stories were inspired by Rob Cantor. Special thanks to Rob Cantor and Shia LaBeouf.  #1 Thanks to the fans!
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