Cowabunga you ape-brained little shits, I'm Sheeb. 

I occasionally start writing things that I will never finish, and they inevitably get deleted later on. If you manage to read one you get a gold star. (Reading a fanfic in the early 2000s simulator who?)

You will never find me on any other social media platforms because I don't want the shit I do on here to slither it's way over to places where people actually know who I am. Suffer.