ShiftySparks

Reading a book and this lady in it (as a writter) need a synonym for the word "pussy". MC told her to try "love muscle".
          	
          	I've never slammed a book closed and looked at my wall The Office style so quick in my life.

-ginnjensen

@ShiftySparks LOVE MUSCLE!?- nahhhh XD 
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ShiftySparks

Gonna make a new tiktok account that's just me cosplaying König and am gonna make it my whole personality of being the shortest König cosplay at 5'1
          
          Side note, seeing all these other König cosplayers I realizes that they're all just white boys under the sniper hood and it gave me the ick 

ShiftySparks

Haven't slept good in a little over 4 days now, been too busy consuming COD content and it's startin to make my head spin. Can't tell if I wanna cosplay Ghost or König, though it would look RIDICULOUS because I'm SHORT
          
          Feelin like if I don't inject myself with all the knowledge and lore I'm gonna lose my MIND-

ShiftySparks

GUYS HELP I GOT SUCKED INTO THE CALL OF DUTY FANDOM

Cas_Dean_Sam_Lover

@ShiftySparks YESSSS, ugh currently simping over multiple men from cod
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ShiftySparks

@ShiftySparks hmm.....hard decision, but imma go with the 6'10 bag of social anxiety
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-ginnjensen

@ShiftySparks xd well then welcome comrade, we thirst over hot men. Choose any at your pleasure
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ShiftySparks

If you're a teenager:
          
          Your ribcage isn't fully formed yet, so when you feel a stabbing pain in your torso somewhere, it's because your bones are poking your nerves weirdly.

ShiftySparks

What's the weirdest thing you own?
          
          I'll start: I have a vial of my own blood that I drew myself

vibin_flamingo

@SparksEmbers a hubcap that I found in the ground outside
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Insanity_Insomnia

@SparksEmbers physically? I dunno? What's considered weird? mentally? *existing is hard* digitally? I have my old drawings when I was 8 years old and Amzon photos kept videos and all that lovely goodness for YEARS until we finally noticed.
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Insanity_Insomnia

@SparksEmbers like physically, mentally or digitally?
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ShiftySparks

Ignoring this dudes text asking to hangout cause I know it'll just be us two alone and I don't wanna hangout with him alone because he makes me extremely uncomfortable and is a whole ass foot taller then me so I don't wanna piss him off but I'm also a non-confrontational person

Insanity_Insomnia

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@SparksEmbers okay I see three things happening. Offer one kill him. Two pay someone to kill him and three live in anxiety
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