Hi I'm a talking ferret with shapeshifting abilities who has a Wattpad account, what could go wrong?

I'm capable of pumping out a whole small story in one day.

I'm a fan of Godzilla, Gravity Falls, Jurassic World, small animals,  Minecraft, and the color red.

I started being on Wattpad on January 25, 2025.

Gender: Male ♂️
Age: Nunya business 🚫
Favorite color: Red 🔴
Favorite dinosaur: Tyrannosaurus Rex 🦖
Favorite sea animal: Great White Shark 🦈
Favorite modern reptile: Saltwater Crocodile 🐊

Favorite sport: none 🚫
Random thing to say: BEEP BEEP SHEEP MEAT 🐑🍖

Tʜɪɴɢꜱ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ: 
1. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ 
2. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ 
3. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ 'ᴘ' ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴘꜱ 
4. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ 
6. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɢʀɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ 
7. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴋɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ '5' 
8. ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ꜰɪᴠᴇ 
9. ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛꜱ 
10. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙɪᴏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ꜰᴀʟʟꜱ for it