defkae
hi! when are you going to grow your hair back?
Shiguma_
defkae
*slips out of the closet* You got any coins
defkae
The newbus mcplatinus is in its natural habitat: Wattpad. By the Dan Heng profile picture, this newbus is clearly a female.
The female newbus has laid her eyes on a spicy chicken sandwich. She is now ready to pounce.
defkae
The female newbus is either flustered or enraged by the production crews presence. It would be best for the production crew to find camouflaged foliage to blend in with for the time being.
defkae
Why are you inside my house
defkae
Day 1 of asking you to pee
defkae
Day 2 of asking you to twuck mwe into bwed ❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺
defkae
Can’t sweep can ywo tuck me in pwease
defkae
You’re mother
defkae
Ugly pfp
defkae
It’s February you know what that means