Help, I was on MH Flight 370 and we have scavenged resources to survive and construct a telecommunication relay signal with limited access. For some reason, we are only able to communicate with one site, which happens to be Wattpad, probably due to their server's close proximity to our geographical coordinates. We have been trapped on this island in the Bermuda Triangle after a month of drifting across the oceans. We relayed a cellular signal (link in bio, remember to like comment and subscribe), broadcasting our last known coordinates however that appears to have been taken as a joke amongst the "reddit" community.. whatever that is.  We are running out of time and resources resources; our numbers are dwindling // Please send help.