Oh great, more mindless Genin to disturb me.. 
-sighs and sets down his 'novel'-
I suppose I might as well introduce myself...
I am Madara Uchiha... -smirks-
The God of all Shinobi.
(Pein mindlessly muttering profanities in the background)
-laughs- well, first off I will roleplay if you're open to it, but my queen is Rumiko, so do not try to flirt, I don't appreciate being flirted with.
(Hashirama throws down a rose and walks away)
-pouts- I do make exceptions! Hashi...come back.. -mopes-
Heheh..anyways! I'm not much of a writer but I'll try my hand at it eventually!
I'll maybe see you all, you cute little Genin sometime very soon.
-maniacal laughter-