I'm a hug fan of Skyrim, and am in the middle of writing a Dark Brotherhood themed Fan-Fiction. I also plan on writing a story on someone slow descent into madness. Occasionally i'm active on the TES wiki, although right now I've been too focused on my stories to chat.

And now an exert from everyone's favorite nord, the whiterun guard. = P

Hail, companion. 
-Whiterun Guard

And one more

I used to be an adventurer like you, than I took an arrow to the knee.
-Whiterun Guard