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PLEASE FUCKING READ THIS I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS!
          Hi are you into or were into Aphmau? I should hope so, you follow me. I'm doing an Aphmau animation, and I would like to invite four or five people to dance with me.
          I'm animating the Zane~Chan kiss scene, and at the end, while Faster Car plays, me and some other random people are going to dance and celebration. And you could be one of those random people.
          Send me your persona or whoever, ideally a human that won't take me 50 years to draw. I'll link one of your socials, and I'll show you the video after.
          If this interests you AT ALL, please comment on this post, I assure you all the slots will not be filled out, I'm not famous enough for that, and I can always add another dancer.
          PLEASE!

Forget a breakup, my sister stole my FUCKING EASTER CHOCOLATES! ALL OF THEM! I HAD LIKE 50 EGGS AND SHE ATE ALL OF THEM WITHIN THE SPAN OF 5 MINUTES! AS WELL AS ALL HER OTHER 50 EGGS! I ONLY GOT TO EAT 3! I WISH EXTREME CONSTIPATION UPON HER!!!

I sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back, I asked
           "why?"
           The angel said,
           "Angel's don't watch over other Angel's." 
          Twenty Angels are in your world, ten are sleeping in your world, nine of them are playing and one is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some days, it's over a blessing is coming your way. 
          If you believe in karma, send this to 14 friends including me, if I don't get one back I'm not one of them. :) 
          As soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you... not joking.
           Pass this message on and don't ignore it. You are being tested. 
          Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe karma, drop everything and pass this on. 
          Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, don't break this. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, it's not that hard. Whoever else sends this to you, must care about you.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ From @bugout1231 , @winkyemoji053 , and @LaniNoir

Can my catchphrase be "Ally oop!"
          Cuz I say that a lot, it sounds like something you'd say if you were about to jump into something really, really stupid but it would be a little funny, so you do it anyway.
          That's the story of my Life
          In my name is also Allison... Ally for short...
          GET IT?

BRO SCREW A RELATIONSHIP, I GOT A DOG!

It's Valentine's Day and I am ✨lonely✨

I SAW TWO DUDES MAKING OUT HOURS AGO AND I'M STILL HYPED OUT IT!!!!!

My dog just died. She was with me almost my entire life and now she's gone forever. But it's FINE. I'm FINE. I'm not CRYING.

I just read my time capsule from a year ago, and it said, and I quote, "Are the stories still being made? they're so fun! I don't want me to stop. 
          I've disappointed myself! I haven't made a story in a freaking millennia and past me couldn't be more disappointed!

HOLY SHIT TRAVIS IS BACK! TRAVIS IS BACK!!!!! THIS ISN'T A DRILL PEOPLE TRAVIS IS FREAKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!