Heyo young traveler! Welcome to meh profile! In case you were wondering, yes I am a person. Meaning there's weird shit about me as a person you as another human may or may not want to know. If not, continue on and read some of my works or whatever I'm not your mom do what you want.
For starters my name is Andy, and I'm a horrible person. I do drugs, cuss like a sailor, and I'm a fuckboy. Disgusted yet? Yah okie I'll let myself out.
I'm a 💯 raging vaporwave meme lord so WATCH OUT! Jk kms 😂😂 If you're wondering by now I'm a manly man female. I'm pansexual but most guys don't dig me because I am one of the guys. (Btw single af because commitment issues af)
My favorite color is yellow, favorite food is tacos, favorite show is probably Bob's Burgers or Rick and Morty, favorite bands/singers include: the Beatles, the beach boys, the Supremes, acdc, led zeppelin, eagles , Simon and Garfunkel, t.o.p, Elton John, David Bowie, Jimmi Hendrix, Bob Marley, the doors, Nirvana, queen, and many more.
My favorite song is Imagine by John Lennon or Starman by David Bowie , my most relatable cartoon character I'd say Bob or Rick fr, Gordon Ramsey is my dad, Nicolas Cage is my spirit animal, and I hate myself.
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- JoinedFebruary 8, 2017
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