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At first I sillied... Then I serioused.. 

IM BACKKKKKK!  Tryna cook but my ovens outta gas >:')

Goddamn, I'm about to crash out, brother
          Today was DOOKIE. This is gonna be my 13th reason, Istg. ALGEBRA FUCKING SUCKS-

Pene 

Bro, I was playing Undertale and I was fighting mettaton, Y'know, The rectangular one. But then my dad walks in and sits next to me. Well, I DIDNT KNOW THAT METTATON WENT "OH YES" AND MADE AT LEAST 10 DIFFERENT AHEAGO FACES IN EX FORM-
          
          I told my dad "That's a man :D" and he got up and went into the garage- 
          
          Like bro- 
          
          

I'm making a Jevil x reader :3

Im taking a break from Wattpad for a lil bit so I won't be posting. It's not like I do anyways, but :P

Am eating an apol 

What the hell, I was talking to my stepdad about how Starry tasted like mountain Dew and he said,  
          
          "Don't say that to the wrong person, People love mountain Dew. It's practically Jesus Juice."
          
          
          JESUS JUICE?!?!?! RELIGIOUS JAMBA JUICE?!?!!

My diet is absolutely ASS bro, I just ate a Cheeto puff inside of a bell pepper, Oreo dipped in milk WHILE eating cereal, also drinking Starry all at the same time. 
          
          This is what happens when you only come out of your room once a day. THE GOBLIN HAS EMERGED FROM ITS CAVE!!!! >:] 
          
          My grandparents are looking at me like I'm an idiot :']