So, hi. I decided to actually put something here, since, y'know, I don't have anything else to do with my time. I can do other things, like draw and not waste my time here.

Of course I choose to be here, like a loser. As always.

Terrific.

So, you can call me ShoopDeeWoop, or Shoop, or Gohan (my favorite character of all time--also the guy on my profile picture...if you know who he is I will love you forever), whatever the hell you want to call me because I don't care.

If you think I'm a pessimistic bitch that has to unleash her anger on subpar books, then, heh--you're right. Seriously. By subpar, I mean graphic books that are as bad as Fifty Shades of Gray. I don't want angry, confused moms scrunching up their noses and screeching at me, so I will say nothing else about that horrid piece of sh--

I read part of it, don't ask. I fully regret that decision. I apologize for the excessive cursing. I can control it, it's just when I'm ranting about some idiotic topic...y'know, dysfunctional family and all that crap...

I really don't get why people say I am "funny"--I'M NOT FREAKIN' FUNNY, STOP. If you actually know me, I can't say a joke to save my life--It's weird that I can be funny over the internet, but not in person. Introvert, yo.

Well, since you love so much, I'll tell you something about me. Hi.

"something about me"

There.

Please, don't be rude or inconsiderate. I respect you. If you disrespect me, well, I turn into a GENIUS. More like a smartass...treat others the way you want to be treated. Sometimes THAT DOESN'T APPLY.

I will still make you look like a dirty piece of gum at the bottom of my shoe, don't test me.

Shits and giggles,

-Shoop