Shoopfork

read my ethan x peppa pig story or else I will suck ur mom /srs

why did the sperm cross the road? I wore the wrong sock to school this morning. 

what do you get when you jingle santa’s balls? a white christmas 

penile disfunction.

circumcised cock.

cumsock. 

vibrator. 

erection. 

piss kink. 

penis.