ShrekLovesJesus

Hello sisters, I cracked my laptop and now I need to tell my dad, he is going to be so mad! Pray for me!

pondju_ice

@ShrekLovesJesus lord have mercy on this poor child
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ShrekLovesJesus

There’s this cute girl in my swim class and she is queer and I’m bi so it’s not like a hopeless crush.

ShrekLovesJesus

Oh wait I’m broke too!
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ShrekLovesJesus

@pondju_uice sorry I don’t speak broke got my AirPods 
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pondju_ice

@ShrekLovesJesus i bet you my 2 dollers that it is
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ILOVELUFFYYY

You‘re a piece of art 

ShrekLovesJesus

Oh no I have just misgendered you! I am so sorry please beat me with a fly swatter!
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ILOVELUFFYYY

excuse you I‘m a woman 
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ShrekLovesJesus

Why thank you kind sir
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TheEntireUniverse

Wait... did I ever tell you I changed my username... oof.

ShrekLovesJesus

;););););););););) From your favorite 50 year old man
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ShrekLovesJesus

Mmmm it makes me moist just thinking about watching it
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