ShreksHolyChild

Why the hell am i getting notifications from 2020?? I just randomly logged in because i was reminded of my dreadful past on this account. Honestly I'm thinking of making a new bible since the existing one is just retarded. This time will probably just be a one man show, though probably more consistent.

~should we revive this account and continue/rewrite the bible of shrek to spread the only true religion, shrekism

Sorry we haven't updated in forever,, we're rats <3

@Ninalove214 Or make it worse

this is a beautiful account.

I'm honestly proud of you/you guys/trash cans/attack helicopters/toasters/shreks/gingerbreadman.

Read our compilation of shitty fanficti-- I mean bible. <3