Shrekslittlecumslut

I feel like a clown for not being able to stop thinking about a guy. A MAN IS MAKING ME GO INSANE.

Coming back to see all the things you've read after you've done a majority of it is so. Fanfics made it seem like these things would be amazing and it wasn't all that. 

I find it so silly when I get an update from a fic I vaguely remember reading years ago and when I look at my comments I was SUPER into it but then I reread the fic to catch up and ITS THE MOST ASS THINK WITH NO PLOT AND HORRIBLE GRAMMAR. Like, I was reading THIS?

Why tf do people have no damn comprehension of grammar or punctuation on this damn app????

Im back after aot's recent episode. Lovely to see you again my little p0rn addicts 

Steve Rodgers isn't a virgin *smirk emoji* *moan emoji* 

I think I just missed an opportunity because I live in the country instead of in town:(

Why did I just find out that everyone I've dated that broke up with me left me because they cheated, except for the recent two I broke up with them and they cheated

I'm officially single my worshipers, my bf and gf both cheated on me *sunglasses emoji*

rip