Shreksmother123

I’ve kind of changed my profile picture again, the newt one was cute but I found these one’s hilarious 

Did you know that 17 muscles are activated every time u cry  
          
          So always remember, even if you are depressed
          
          At least u have a passion for fitness ️

 I LITERALLY JUST GOT IN THE SHOWER AND I WAS TRYING TO TURN IT OFF AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT HOTTER AND I SWEAR ALL THE POWER OF THE SUN ITSELF JUST RAINED DOWN ON MY BURNING BODY I FELT MY ANCESTORS CALLING ME AS I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF AND I LOST GRIP OF THE HANDLE AND I FELL FACE FIRST INTO THE FLOOR OF THE SHOWER 

guys yesterday I had pasta and omg I was literally astral  projecting while eating it. I was ascending into another dimension. I could hear the angles singing and the doves flying around me. Pasta could revive someone from the dead. Pasta could literally end global warming. Who allowed pasta to be so good.