My name is 𝓢𝓻𝓲 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵, AKA Lord Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether, AKA ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ ᗷᖇᗩIᑎ. (Thanks, Steven).

NUMBER ONE ֆɦǟɦ ʀʊӄɦ ӄɦǟռ FAN RIGHT HERE 
YOU ĐȺɌɆ DEFY ME?
I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE

JOIN THE WINGFEATHER SAGA FANDOM!
WE HAVE SEA DRAGONS! AND PIRATE GRANDPAS! AND VERY VIOLENT COWS! AND BOOKS! AND SONGS!
Our tagline: Don't screw with the Wingfeather Saga Fandom. There are, like, 5 of us, but we're Throne Wardens, Kings/Queen, and Song Masters/Mistresses. We'll break your neck and feed it to the toothy cows and/or sea dragons.

"I wanted to yell, 'No, but apparently your father was a jackass!" - Magnus Chase
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" - 'Cedric Diggory'
"'Mate' is Earthblood for 'friend!'" - Elf Callum
"Next time, throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!" - Gandalf 
"Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile." - Hiccup Haddock
"That is MAHOGANY" - Effie Trinket
"SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SCARED, THE PEBBLE!" - Toph Beifong
"Frog-faced blobs of camel spit?" - Sunny 
"Sand-brained pieces of lizard turd!" - Stilgar
"You call that poetry?" - Oskar N. Reteep

"I will spit on you, I will spit on you, but I would never do such a thing!" - Prof. Rasai
"Udi baba!" - Om Kapoor as Mohabbhat Man
"Liar! If you've never cheated, you'd still be in kindergarten!" - Naina
'I don't like jokes." "I don't like youuu." - Rahul and Anjali
"G-U-J-J-U! ROHIT AND NAINA! WE ARE PROUD OF YOUUU" -  The Patel Family

I am a(n):
- Hypnos kid
- Hufflepuff
- Elf
- Dragon-Rider
- District 7
- Earthbender
- RainWing
- Throne Warden 
ALSO
- insomniac
- reader
- writer 
- Desi 

Stay safe, demigods, dragon riders, tributes, wizards, benders, and everyone else in between - and keep reading!