My name is 𝓢𝓻𝓲 𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵, AKA Lord Viscount Tewkesbury, Marquess of Basilwether, aka 🅺🅴🆁🅼🅸🆃, AKA ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ ᗷᖇᗩIᑎ. (Thanks, Steven).

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YOU ĐȺɌɆ DEFY ME?
I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE

THIS WEEK'S THEME: Hermes from epic, requested by @a_blue_cookie96

Guys... I did my best. I nEED TO START LISTENING TO MORE EPIC SONGS, as my Wattpad sisters keep reminding me. My knowledge consists of "The Horse and the Infant", "Hold 'em Down", and "GIMME THAT BABY AND I'LL YEET IT OFF A TOOOOWER-"

QUOTES:
"I wanted to yell, 'No, but apparently your father was a jackass!" - Magnus Chase
"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" - 'Cedric Diggory'
"'Mate' is Earthblood for 'friend!'" - Elf Callum
"Next time, throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!" - Gandalf 
"Thanks for nothing, you useless reptile." - Hiccup Haddock
"That is MAHOGANY" - Effie Trinket
"SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SCARED, THE PEBBLE!" - Toph Beifong
"Frog-faced blobs of camel spit?" - Sunny 
"Sand-brained pieces of lizard turd!" - Stilgar
"You call that poetry?" - Oskar N. Reteep

"Bread is a fickle thing." - Fanfic Brynne 
"Why did rain have to fall so softly, and yet hit so hard?" - Fanfic Aiden 

"I will spit on you, I will spit on you, but I would never do such a thing!" - Prof. Rasai
"Udi baba!" - Om Kapoor as Mohabbhat Man
"Liar! If you've never cheated, you'd still be in kindergarten!" - Naina
'I don't like jokes." "I don't like youuu." - Rahul and Anjali
"G-U-J-J-U! ROHIT AND NAINA! WE ARE PROUD OF YOUUU" -  The Patel Family

I am a(n):
- Hypnos kid
- Hufflepuff
- Elf
- Dragon-Rider
- District 7
- Earthbender
- RainWing
- Throne Warden 
ALSO
- insomniac
- reader
- writer 
- Desi 

Stay safe, demigods, dragon riders, tributes, wizards, benders, and everyone else in between - and keep reading!