Shrimpybitch

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AHHHHHH FUCK YOU GUYS I JUST DID SOMETHING THAT I THINK IS CLICHE BUT IM NOT SURE. I JUST TOLD MY CRUSH INLIKE HER IN LATIN  AND NOW WE'RE COMUNICATING IN LATIN

Shrimpybitch

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Its 5am. My friend is sleeping next to me. I heard her say something and i was like "your awake?" I think it was something about the snitch in harry potter? And then she said Serius Black and i was like "uhhhhhh" and it turns out shes talking in her sleep.  its so fucking funny. She keeps on smacking her lips and she started mumbling weird shit about naruto and then she said "Uchihiha" which is what i accidently read Sasuke's last name as a couple hours ago and i really dont wanna wake her up but this shit is priceless.

Shrimpybitch

Have you ever plugged your phone or smt into your alarm cloxk if you have one, an then you lke try and get up with your phone, and your alarm clock falls of your table or whatever? WELL IT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME AND ITS ANNOUNCING TO NOT ONLY MY FAMILY THAT IM AWAKE BUT TO THE DEMONS UNDER MY BED.

Shrimpybitch

My mom just came into my room talking about how she can read my texts on messenger kids. I do have a phone and text normally, but i use that app because some of my friends use it. Anyway she told me that my friends mom was pissed that i sent her a screenshot of lube that oli found in my moms cart. Soooooooooo she got into a big conversation about sex.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          And then she told me that if i was ready i could come talk to her. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          And that shed put me on birthcontrol and condoms