Welcome young padawan.

I welcome you to my ghostly account. (get it? hahahahaha). Anyway, we start off my pathetic description with a proper introduction (all rhymes intended). I am a great person (partially demented. based on the majority of opinions about me. i still disagree though. I am a wonderful human being!) but I suck at describing things which makes most of my stories awkward but alas! I shall not be brought down. 

I am 200 years old with the brain of a 4 year old (again. opinion of the majority. whatever that means.). I am a mother of none. A wife of none. A daughter of none. Therefore concludes that I am a loner.

I am also very vague and I love annoying people (it's my everyday vitamin). My best friend calls me an enigma (I don't care. But don't tell her or she'll kill me).

My stories are rather mainstream at some points but I like to add a little bit of twist (In a gruesome kind of way). I also use a lot of profanities and curse words (they're basically the same thing). Don't mind that little flaw of mine.

Now that I am done with the crapiest description (which may have scarred most of you for life) there will ever be... Adios Muchachos! I live forever!